Playmobil Paul Experiment
The automated satirist: RSS feeds in, Playmobil satire out – as an audio podcast via Chatterbox TTS.
01. Load RSS Feed
News sources (e.g. Berliner Zeitung) are fetched via RSS, sorted by date, and limited to the latest stories.
02. Satire Aptitude Check
An LLM in John Oliver mode evaluates each story for its satire potential. Sought: hypocrisy, absurd failures, dystopian tendencies. Boring articles are mercilessly filtered out.
03. Write Gags
PlaymobilPaul – a 7.5cm plastic figurine with the soul of a bitter cabaret artist – transforms the best topic into a 25-second monologue. Language: Gen-Z slang meets arrogant intellectual German.
04. Script Generator
The result is structured into a complete show format: intro with cynical greeting, performance phases with visual Playmobil stage directions, and a sarcastic 0/10 outro.
05. Audio Output
The finished voice-over script is synthesized via Chatterbox TTS on the UdK server and delivered as an audio podcast.
[ JSON Workflow: playmobil_paul_experiment.json | 12 Nodes | RSS + Ollama + Chatterbox TTS ]
Roast Berlin
Provide a news story or keyword for the satirical takedown:
The "Beautiful Nonsense"
Satire is the search for the glitch in the system. This workflow automates that search – and proves that the news is sometimes already funny enough without humans. PlaymobilPaul can't move his rigid plastic arms, which only makes him angrier. The result: a complete audio segment full of gags about current events.